Diary Entry

What do you do when you think you’re an alcoholic?

Get a cat; she’ll keep you occupied.

 What do you do when you think unproductive thoughts like murdering a supposed loved one?

Write a movie about it.

 What do you do when your imagination is better than the real world?

Try to log out.

What do you do when you’re 20 something with a hymen?

Turn to your much older neighbor.

 What do you do when the black girls stare?

Roll your eyes then pretend you don’t care.

 What do you do when you’re lonely?

Drink, and you’ll be brave enough to do anything with anyone.

 What do you say when they ask how you’re doing?

“Oh, I’m good. Still haven’t won the lottery.”



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